Sudden-Onset-Committee-of-Utter-Chaos

Disaster Disminimalist-Mitigation-Methods

Meet the experts at the forefront of disaster prevention, or not.

Chairman, Balthazar McSnazz: "We're not just a committee, we're a force of nature."

Our team of highly trained, utterly useless experts have devised a 5-point plan to save the world from itself:

  1. 1. Panic.
  2. 2. Denounce all authority.
  3. 3. Demand free donuts for everyone.
  4. 4. Hold an emergency meeting to discuss the emergency.
  5. 5. Blame it on the squirrels.

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